Alcohol - The Glue That Holds This Shitshow Together

Life's a mess, but at least we've got alcohol! Our "Alcohol - The Glue That Holds This Shitshow Together" wooden sign is the brutally honest accessory your home needs. This 5" x 8" cedar sign is laser engraved with a bold, no-nonsense message that's sure to spark conversations.

Whether you hang it in the kitchen, living room, or man cave, this sign is a humorous reminder that sometimes, a little liquid courage is all you need. It's the perfect gift for the friend who always knows how to throw a good party (or survive one).

Crafted with care and a touch of sarcasm, this handmade sign is built to last. So raise a glass to good times and bad decisions with our witty wooden creation.

• Material: Hand picked Cedar Wood
• Decoration: Laser engraved, no fading or pealing possible.
• Size: 5" x 8" x 1/4"
• Hangable: Yes, Jute Cord
• Free Standing: No, but leans well against other objects

All signs are made to order. Please be aware that due to the nature of the wood, there could be knots in the sign which will add individuality to your sign. I try to use the imperfections in the wood to create an artistic tough to your order.

Looney Wood signs have become treasured gifts for anniversaries, birthdays, Christmas, and all kinds of special holidays like Mothers Day and Fathers Day. Each sign carries a unique sentiment, turning moments into memories and adding a personalized touch to every celebration. Whether it's a heartfelt message for a loved one or a playful addition to your home decor, these signs have a way of making every occasion feel just a little more special.